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Top 10 Weird, Hot and Crazy Bikinis

Posted: 03 Sep 2011 10:18 AM PDT

Summer is almost gone and all we have left are these great images of weird, hot and bit crazy bikinis.

1. Slingshot Bikini

We don’t have any comments regarding this bikini except that we LOVE IT! <3

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2. Dissolvable Bikini

A German company invented this marvelous new bikini that disappears once a girl puts it on and takes a swim. The sexy swimsuit disappears by dissolving in water, leaving a woman completely nude and embarrassed. The sexy black swimsuit looks like a real bikini, feels like a real bikini and fits like a real bikini. The only difference is that it’s made from a material that completely melts away after a few seconds in water. Named the "Get Naked Bikini," the item is being marketed as the ultimate form of revenge for recently-dumped dudes.

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3. Bacon Bikini

This can’t get any better, hot chicks and men’s favorite food!

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4. The 3-Legged Bikini

Maybe you didn't see it right away. I didn't. But what's bizarre about these—aside from the fact that these two gals are wearing the same suit, which I think is unusual—are the goofy bottom pieces. Really, what the hell is up with that? It looks like they're designed for aliens with a third leg or something.

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5. Grass Bikini

I'm not quite sure if that is grass, or moss, or even pot. Yeah, it's cool that the bathing suite is biodegradable, but this is just not a flattering look.

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6. Futuristic bikini

This is what I imagine bikinis would look like on Star Trek. Only, since it's the future, and they have technology far beyond that available today, they wouldn't need the clear plastic straps to hold the wacky thing in place. It would be held in place by a gravitational field of some sort, perhaps generated by nanobots woven into the fabric. Any Star Trek experts out there that could weigh in on the matter?

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7. Duct Tape Bikini

Um…ouch. Hey, wait a second. This young woman looks familiar. Yeah, I thought I recognized her. Only, this is a different photo, in a completely different duct tape bikini. I guess they must be more comfortable than they look.

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Yep, man love it too!

8. Sticker Bikini

Although I commend this young woman for her creativity, and admit that there probably are some upsides to a sticky star bikini, I can think of at least three big problems with this look. One, that's going to leave one hell of a weird tan. Two, won't they just peel off if she actually goes in the water? And three, doesn't it just look kinda dumb? But what do I know.

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